I went to to cinema to watch Harry Potter and wanted to prepared. I ALWAYS get lower back pain. I was first thinking of a hot water bottle but then my husband reminded me that I had a ThermaCare wrap. I thought; perfect. How laughably wrong I was.
It does work in the sense that you get about 6 hours of heat but the undignified act of putting it on in the car was hysterical.
I pulled my pants down while I was in the car and out flopped my belly. I then tried to stretch the band around my belly and all I achieved was a 2nd cleavage in my belly and a friction burn. I did get more lamaze practice as I puffed and panted to get the strap fastened.
How my husband will ever want to sleep with me again I will never know.
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