Today was absolutely MANIC at work and I was at my desk sat down alot. I was bogged down with paperwork. I got up to go to the printer and I swear my bum had sealed over. The pain when I stood up was so intense. I felt so DISGUSTING! Am I really that heavy that my bum is struggling with the weight???
I then had the mortal dilemma of "do you think anyone will see if I massage my bum a bit to wake it up?"
Well me being me I thought sod it and gave my cheeks a good old wiggle. It made me chuckle to myself. I felt so silly but crikey I needed it.
I then got up and waddled around the office a bit and said bum cheeks were fully awakened
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